Universal Truths

Joel forwarded this to me yesterday.. here are a few of the ones that made me laugh. :)

• Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
  
• I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.
  
• How the heck are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
• Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
  
• Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.
  
• I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Damn it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What did you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?
  
• I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.
  
• I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.
  
• The only time I look forward to a red light is when I'm trying to finish a text.
• How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?
  
• There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far. (My favorite!)
  
• Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.